1001 Arabian Nights (Season 1 : Episode 14 - Tale of the First Kalandar)
M ISTRESS, I am going to tell you the things which led up to the shaving of my beard and the loss of my eye. Know that my father was a king and that he had a brother who was king over another city. Also it was fated that, on the day of my birth, a son was born to my uncle. Years passed, and my cousin and I grew to manhood. I must tell you that it was my custom from time to time to visit my uncle and stay some months with him. The last time I visited him, my cousin gave me great and generous welcome, killed the finest sheep for me, clarified the rarest wines in my honour. When we had drunken and the wine had somewhat got the better of us, my cousin said to me: ‘Dear friend and best loved cousin, I have a favour to ask of you which I beg you not to refuse.’ ‘I grant it with all my heart,’ I answered, and also, at his request, swore on our sacred Religion that I would do as he bid me. Thereon he went away and came back in a few minutes with a sumptuously dressed, delicately-perf...